You think David Fucking Karp made Tumblr? No, he didn’t He stole the idea from this man. His name was Sebastian Karp, David’s older brother. Growing up Sebastian was the guy everyone loved and David was jealous. When Sebastian created Tumblr, David snapped. His jealousy got the best of him so he locked him in his room and set his room on fire. Sebastian survived but his whole body was severely damaged by the flames. He ran away of embarrassment. Nobody knows where he is. Rumor has it he still lurks at the Tumblr headquarters and unplugs the servers every now and then just for revenge. Sometimes that isn’t enough. There are bloggers who just randomly delete and disappear without a trace. He kidnaps them and tortures them like one of those Saw movies. He hates everyone who uses Tumblr almost as much as he hates his own face. Here’s a picture of him. Reblog it. If he sees this picture on your page, he won’t bother you out of fear of himself. If you don’t…well, you’ll be easy pickings for his revenge plot.
…Did Tumblr just create it’s own Creepypasta?
I really hope so. This is good.
If no oone’s seen him how is there a picture of him?
This is perfect
“hands in acabitches!”
i’m gonna pitch slap you so hard your man boobs are gonna concave.
well, sometimes i have a feeling i can do crystal meth, but then i think, hmmm…better not
Aca-believe it…
*fake cough* slut..
les-be honst
I’m gonna finish him like a cheesecake.
No sex on the desk, okay?
you call yourself fat amy? yeah, so twig-bitches like you dont do it behind my back
excuse me bitch, no need to shout
What are you doing??
-horizontal running…
Help me i’ve just been shot!!!
This is my little 12 year old sister. She is turing 13 this sunday (1/27/13). She is going thourgh a rough time right now. The kids in her class bully her a lot. They call her stuipd and other mean names. Sometimes, her “friends” are mean to her and back stab her. She comes home crying a lot and the teachers do nothing for her. Even with all the BS she gets, she always gives back. She tried to stay friends with her “friends” and try to forget the other kids, but it gets to her a lot. She gets used a lot. Please reblog this becasue i think it would be a nice birthday gift to show her how many people care even though you dont know me or her. I see how my notes these post get, and i ask, for her birthday, show her that she is not alone, that people are her for her, and that there are people that are nice and caring and love her for how she is. This is my only little sister, and even though i fight a lot with her, i would not hesitate to help her. So once again, for her birthday, give her the gidt of love. After her birthdayt, i will get rid of this post, put for the next two days, reblog this, for her
Don’t forget to check out my friend’s video of “The Cup Song” by LuLu and the Lampshades from Pitch Perfect! Give it a thumbs up if you like it! :)
This is the advice i should’ve taken for myself today instead i got to angry.
